There once was a Cookie Jar empty
That Cookie Pigs wanted cookies plenty
So we all had to bake
Some cookies to make
Cookies Pigs want nineteen or twenty
There once were two pigs that could rhyme
About cookies and sweet things on a dime
But they always believed
And were always relieved
Getting cookies instead of enzymes
Yeh ... we know, Robert Frost we're not but hey, THE JAR IS EMPTY!
